A Tale of Blood and Balls
A downloadable PC game for Windows
OVERVIEW
A meaningless mercenary trying to make a living and create a name for themselves, accepts their first legit quest of slaying and retrieving a vicious monster's testicles.
Not knowing he/she will make an immense impact in a complete stranger's life, and perhaps even the world.
Where classic RPG meets "Family Guy".
FEATURES
- 5 hours of playing time
A blurry main quest that unravels as you play along, filled with funny side quests and hidden treasures.
And a special "after credits" content that let's you test your true might and gain unparalleled glory.
- Optional party members
From selecting the class and gender of your first hero, to choosing and finding unique heroes along the way.
The game encourages a replay with different heroes, skills and equipment.
- Lots of humor
As you may anticipate from the game's title, this adventure is packed with low and excessive humor.
A fun and light experience to brighten your day.
Make sure you play with sound!
SETTING
"A Tale of Blood and Balls" takes place in an unnamed medieval land, yet a lot of the characters (if not all) speaks in a modern, unfiltered language.
As your journey unfolds, you will walk through rainy forests, dark caves, snowy fields, vast deserts and many more intriguing environments, fulfilling the RPG way of slaying monsters, gaining EXP and collecting varied loot.
SUMMARY
When all said and done, it is very important to remember...
This game is somewhat of a parody that was created with the soul purpose of making people laugh and have a good time.
Please address it accordingly.
Enjoy this game guys and please feel free to say what ever you like about it.
RESTRICTIONS
This game includes filthy language.
May not be suitable for young children.
Age 12+ is recommended.
Download
Install instructions
For PC only!
1. Download and install the "xp_rtp104e.exe".
2. Download the game file ("A Tale of Blood and Balls.exe")
and ENJOY!
p.s.
Your anti-virus may freak out a little at first, but know this game was downloaded and played on several computers and it doesn't contain a single threat.
Comments
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Bring you back to the good old days..
When we were just children and discovered the gaming world and everything was so simple and still so exciting
Although its simplicity you have some fine humor here! I had a great laugh and didn't expect it at all
The whole thing was such a great experience, I enjoyed it deeply from the beginning thank you for such a great afternoon
This is my wife's comment guys, don't believe her.
The game is okay+ at best.
Love you sweetie <3